Whiskey Tooth Paste

Whiskey Tooth Paste

After a long day spent wearing your X-ray glasses that you mailed away for and getting a gander through women’s clothing, you could sit back, relax and give yourself a good stiff tooth brushing with what the postman brought you.

Just rinse with soda and ice, a twist of lemon if you prefer.

How did this not clean Colgate’s clock?

It might be the 6 proof. That’s less alcohol than your avg. mouth gargle has today. Hardly worth it.

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