Sitting in my backyard drinking coffee on a beautiful 60 degree day… in December.

Everybody gets that this is not normal, even if they enjoy it. Heard a woman at the gym rationalize that fall is extended, so winter will be extended and it’ll be colder in April. But that’s not how it works. Last year was warmest on record. It didn’t even out somehow. Looking at warmest months in history in November and December. Doubt we’ll have the coldest April, even Steven. We may get some freak unseasonal storms, but that doesn’t exactly make it better.

Bet she drives a huge SUV. Starts her day with a heaping spoonful of rationalization.