Harvard Men Can’t Trust Themselves

Noooo, really?  Harvard asked its still in this day and age sexually segregated hoity-toidy clubs to admit women and somebody answered as best as he could bless his heart.

“Given our policies, we are mystified as to why the current administration feels that forcing our club to accept female members would reduce the incidence of sexual assault on campus,” Storey wrote in an email to the school’s student newspaper. “Forcing single gender organizations to accept members of the opposite sex could potentially increase, not decrease the potential for sexual misconduct.”

I suppose he’s right.  Those Harvard girls are way too irresistible to trust yourself around. If the guys were forced to go through their bizarre college rites and rituals next to such accomplished and elite young women they’d be walking a minefield of sexual misconduct. It’s an avoidable moral hazard. Just don’t let the women have equal access to these elitist clubs and nobody gets hurt.

They should be safely baking cookies in their sororities anyway.

He later apologized.

“Unfortunately, I chose my words poorly and it came out all wrong,” the statement said. “This failure has led to extreme and unfortunate misinterpretations, which were not my intentions at all. I take the issue of sexual assault extremely seriously, and I am truly sorry to those I have offended.”

In other words – How the fuck did I get into Harvard if I could say something that mind numbingly backwards with my outside voice?  I will in the future make a greater effort to not speak stupid. Or something.

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