The Handjob HomeRun Handshake is Popular With the Lonelier Teams

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Little known fact:  The 1919 “Black Sox” were nabbed for gambling but it was the circle jerks after a win that really got MLB Commissioner Kennesaw “Mountain” Landis’ goat.  “It’s not becoming,” he would fume.   “Can’t they just get loaded and kill hookers like the other teams?”

Editor’s comment: I don’t think they’re actually grabbing each other’s crotches in this picture. They don’t do that outside the clubhouse, anyway.  But what do you expect when you name a team the Metrosexuals?

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