So the plan is to keep your TV ON, but tuned to anything but the inaugurconflagration (inauguholocaust?).

Suggestions:

The Cooking Channel
Turner Classic Movies (Hopefully they’re showing “Network” or “1984”)
HGTV
Viceland (highly recommended)
The NFL Network (championship games this weekend, barring thermonuclear war)
A&E
Animal Planet (but no orangutans)
Discovery Life (My 600 Pound Life marathon)
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Anything but the inaugurastrophe!  (With emphasis on the ASS!) And if you have to hibernate for the next 4 years…