Did you see where Trump invited Chinese Premier Xi to Mar-a-Lago for their talks?  It’s an honor to ask a national leader to meet at our great American golf course and taco stand.  Unless of course he’s from a country that denounced golf decades ago as a decadent waste of land and resources, “a game for millionaires” and said leader has personally led what we Americans would call “a war against golf”.

Xi, an avid soccer fan, isn’t known to be a golfer — and he’s been waging a war on the sport in his country.

Since he came to power nearly five years ago, Xi’s government has shut down scores of golf courses across China and effectively banned the 88 million members of the ruling Communist Party from playing.