Someday, in the comfort of your home, you will wear white jumpsuits, have all white books (with white pages?) and we’ll all be white.  It will be the end of the red wine industry.

“Compuserve’s basic service only costs $5.00 per hour, billed in minute increments to your charge card.”  That’s right youngsters, the internet at first was connected by phone, thorough a dial-up modem.  So you didn’t stay online all day because you were being charged by the minute!!!  You just connected when you needed to do something and signed the fuck off as fast as possible.

Thank God things changed and got affordable.  Otherwise only the Koch Brothers would be playing Call of Duty online with the Queen of England (in her white game play jumpsuit).