He loves his I’m a very important person camera time.
He wasted his Oval Office speech last week talking about the Wall when it appears he should have been having an Oval Office speech denying he’s a Russian asset. He should probably get a dog named Checkers too. But Trump hates animals so that’s a no-go. And if he did get a dog to distract from the allegations he’d probably get a Russian Wolf Hound named Misha and it would just feed the suspicion.