Sluggish economic growth in Trump’s economy (Obama’s fault no doubt); 2. Trumpcare flail (again, thank goodness); 3. Trump crazy aggression towards crazy North Korea (tactical or impulsive? how about nutsy cuckoo?); 4. Trump tax plan redistributes wealth up to the tippy-tippy-top (what’s new?); 5. the normally crazy House is the rational actor in the room now and keeps us open for business for another week; 6. GOT A CONFIDENTIAL TIP? ‘Cause our future sanity may depend on whistleblowers.